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I cost $3830 a night.

Fri Feb 27, 2009, 11:53 AM
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Playing: Pokemon Blue
  • Eating: Dried Mango
  • Drinking: Gatorade
For what exactly I'm not sure. D:


Stolen from :iconkumagoropower:


Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blond - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75

Total so far: $100


Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[x] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $175


Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $275

Total so far: $260


Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[x] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $285


Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215

Total so far: $605


Drink?
[ ] I did like twice - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600

Total so far: $1205

Vision?
[x] perfect vision $400
[ ]need or have glasses/ contacts but don't wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100

Total so far: $1605


Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $2105


Favorite Colors (two):
[x] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total: $3080

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[ ] Nope - $1000
[x] some- $750

Final Total: $3830

Goddamn that's more than my mom makes in a month. I'm so dropping that cashier position now. Who wants to go first? What are we even doing?



REPOST WITH TITLE:
“I cost $____ a night.”

Holy shit, I should keep this streak going....

Sun Jan 4, 2009, 12:10 AM
  • Mood: Anxious
  • Listening to: The Bloodhound Gang - Uhn Tis Uhn Tis Uhn Tis
  • Reading: The Tales of Beedle the Bard
  • Eating: Dried Mango
  • Drinking: Powerade (I'm too poor for Gatorade now goddammit)
I didn't update this thing at all during 2008 lol. Only been a little over a year though. Just because I suddenly though of it, I'm gonna make a list of things I acquired/accomplished/learned during that time. Because I know you all care. <3

1. Got my first car. A red Volvo. And it is Bad. Also, it can beat up Eddie Cullen's Volvo. <3

2. Landed first job ever, as a fucking bagger, when I was supposed to be a cashier, and my friend made them hire me. Woo hoo. I haaaaated it, and I sometimes miss it, because I can't hate any of my current co-workers/bosses. ;___;

3. Graduated High School from the shittiest district in the state. yay

4. Bought a laptop. Turns out this thing is shit, but I still love it. Also, Vista sucks.

5. Started college, started out working towards 13 hours of credit, only got 7 lol. Made a D in my "Art" class. Don't really care. It was only Art Appreciation/History. GPA is a C. whoooo~

6. Got a different job halfway through the college semester in a better environment. Better pay, discount, etc. Is awesome. Also, as cashier.

7. Learned some basic karate for my P.E. credit. I want to try it on someone for real. Badly.

8. My psych professor looked like a Jewish Mafia Don. That is, a Jew dressed like a swanky criminal. He was also almost completely insane. He was badass until the end when he disappointed us on the final exam. Too long to talk about.

9. That's all I can remember. I should note my memory is deteriorating, or so it would seem. Hey, I blame work for that. Take that mom. Don't try to tell me I was doing better last year at work when I feel sick at work now. I should see a Psychiatrist.





On another note, tagged indirectly by :iconkumagoropower:

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you. (I cheated here lul)
Tag 3 people.



1.) Your name?
My name: a girl with class, grace, poise and elegance

lol

2.) Your age?
19: To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.

wow....

3.) One of your friends?
.....Kamina. Yes, seriously.: Something shockingly beautiful; beauty which inspires awe and amazement.

Indeed. Do you see those eyelashes.

4.) What should you be doing?
Sleeping: To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

I can't say I didn't see that one coming. :'D

5.) Favorite color?
Purple I guess: Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

Gimme dat shit.

6.) Birthplace?
Dallas, Texas: The most looked-down-on large city in Texas, Dallas has the highest crime rate of all the Top Ten Most Populated cities in America.

It's a miracle I made it out of the hospital alive.

7.) Month of your birth?
October: NUDY MAGAZINE DAY!

.....waht

8.) Last person you talked to?
Kamui: Kamui means "god" in Ainu language.
He is the person destined to decide the fate of the Earth. To rest it in the hands of the humans, so they can do whatever they wish, or, leave it to Nature, without humanity to destroy it.

Is always good to be on his good side.

9.) One of your nicknames?
Jesus (old self-established nickname is old): The dude who mows my lawn.

It's true. :|

And I tag some people who might actually read my journal. Since I don't know who that might be, I'll throw some out. You all have to if you read it. I'll hunt you.
:iconmaoukamui: :iconscicolevi: :iconmewt-kaiba9: :icondeviantgirl12: :iconaxil-chan: :iconspecialagentfluffy:

Eight Names... meme?

Thu Dec 27, 2007, 7:17 PM
Someone get me away from Gramma's soon. I miss my bed. ;;___;;;

Stole this from :iconendling:

1 . YOUR REAL NAME:

- Asuna Kimbei. Not my real one, but I'll never be famous, so you don't need to know it. :)

2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

- Asuizzle. How do you pronounce that?

3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)

- Purple Capybara.

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)

- Kimas.

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink}

- Blue Lemonade, always fighting the evil forces of carbonation! :X

6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)

- Smelnabei. lol

7.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)

- Lou Milo. Why does mom's middle name sound like a mans? >_>;

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)

- Black Spartacus. I don't even know what to comment on that.

  • Mood: Desperate
  • Listening to: Gramma's Oxygen Tank
  • Reading: Fullmetal Alchemist Vol. 15
  • Playing: Rubik's Cube
  • Eating: Giant crab legs that I have to shell myself

Alya i kill u 2

Tue Nov 20, 2007, 7:23 PM
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: AC
  • Reading: Alice in Wonderland
  • Watching: The "Tired" emoticon
Tagged by :iconxxbreathless:

I could just pretend I never even read it to begin with....


1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you said?
I don't talk to the mirror.

2. When is the next time you will make out?
Have you seen my retainer? My own saliva is disgusting enough, thanks.

3. What's a word that rhymes with "LUCK"?
Schmuck.

4. What's your favorite planet?
The Pluto Formerly Known As Planet. If you wanna get technical, it still is one.

5. Who's the 4th person on your missed calls list?
Bill collector.

6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
The MIDI that sounds kind of like a mariachi band.

7. What shirt are you wearing right now?
A polo. That's all I own anymore. :[

8. What do you "label" yourself as?
Loser.

9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
Etnies.

10. Bright or dark room?
Bright, or I'll ruin my precious eyes trying to read.

11. What do you think about the person who last took the survey?
How am I supposed to know who did this last?

12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?
Am I even tired at this time?

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping.

14. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?
"Text this promotion code now for 2 free extra minutes the next time you refill your Airtime! Standard text messaging fees may apply, etc...."

15. What just so happens to be the best song in the world?
"It's My Life." -Bon Jovi

16. What's a word or phrase that you say a lot?
Dammit.

17. Who told you they loved you last?
One of my parents probably.

18. Last furry thing you touched?
My dog.

19. How many drugs have you done in the past 3 days?
Two.

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
.........one?

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
Un-conceived.

22. Your worst enemy?
The world. /wrist

23. What is your current desktop picture?
Beowulf. Go see this movie. In 3D.

24. What is the last thing you said to someone?
"She'll call back later..."

25. Do you love someone?
What is this 'love' you speak of?

26. Last song you listened to?
"U And Ur Hand." Art class, ha ha. Stupid celebrities stop using txt tlk for your song titles. It's NOT COOL.

27. If the last person you spoke to on the phone was getting shot at what would you do?
Laugh and hope it was one of our soldiers doing the shooting to the outsourced tech support. Shoulda' learned better English, sweetheart.

28. Do you do the games in the ads on myspace?
I never go there.

29. What are your favorite Pjs?
Blue and purple striped bottoms, and whatever shirt I wore that day.

30. What do you do when you pass graveyards?
Keep my eyes on the road. e___e

31. Have you ever seen a shooting star?
No, I missed Haley's comet, all those many ten years ago, 'cause mom didn't wanna wake me up.

32. How old do you think you'll live to be?
However old I am when I die.

33. Your favourite website?
GameFAQs.com

34. List five things you want to do in your lifetime:
1) Graduate High School, College, and Graduate School without going broke.
2) Become a librarian.
3) Lead a presidential/vice presidential assassination squad if Her Royal Thighness, Hitlery Rotten Clinton gets elected.
4) Find my biological parents, for family medical history reasons at least. Will I get cancer? Diabeetus? Epilepsy?!?!?! Oh, wait..
5) Die old and arthritic.

35. What do you put on your hamburgers?
Everything but onions and mayonnaise.

36. Do you eat raw hot dogs?
Only when I'm in a hurry to go somewhere.

37. Do you like sushi?
Kinda, only tried it once though, and it wasn't even real sushi. Pre-cooked imitation crab, baby!

38. How much salad dressing do you put on your salad?
Depends on what kind.


TAGGING:
Everyone who reads my entries who hasn't done it yet.

Fluffy i kill u.

Thu Aug 16, 2007, 8:28 AM
  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: TV in other room
  • Reading: Pride and Prejudice
  • Watching: Cutscenes
  • Playing: Fullmetal Alchemist 2: Curse of the afjkl;dak
  • Eating: PB an' J sammich
  • Drinking: Water
Taggd by: :iconspecialagentfluffy:


The rules are:

1. Post these rules.
2. Each person tagged must post 8 random facts about themselves.
2. Tags should write a journal/blog of these facts.
4. At the end of the post, 8 or more persons are tagged and named.
5. Go to their page and leave them a comment telling them they're tagged.

(Sorry, CAN'T FOLLOW THESE. [: )



Eight Random Facts About Me:

1. I like broccoli, spinach, eggplant, and just about every other vegetable most people hate.
2. I read for fun.
3. Imma intentionally skip school without an excuse for the first time this year. (Hopefully)
4. I hate trying to think of weird stuff about me for strangers to read who don't really give a damn.
5. Eh....
6. Uh....
7. I kick chihuahuas on a daily basis.
8. It's usually by accident.

Tags:
:iconmaoukamui:, :iconbulletproofgun:, :iconshippofox:, :iconxxbreathless:, :iconaxil-chan:, :iconmewt-kaiba9: :iconscicolevi:

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